Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The longest hangover ever

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I have been informed that I need to work on my writing style. I know I am not the best writer in the world, so I am going to put forth an effort to review my blogs before I publish them. Any English teachers or former English majors, please feel free to offer criticism.
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I am going to keep the review of the bachelor party to a minimum, because a bachelor party is kind of like going to Vegas. What Happens on a Bachelor Party Stays on a Bachelor Party.

Here are some of the highlights:
1. We rented the http://www.toxxictransportation.com/ party bus. It was very cool and I highly recommend it.

2. I spent $300 and did not get a single lap dance. Yes this was all spent on drinks and many Jaeger Bombs.

3. The group of about 15 of us all got kicked out of one of the gentleman's clubs for reasons I will not go into here.

4. The bachelor had the waist band of his boxers ripped by four dancers.

5. At the end of the night, 5 of us raided one of our friend's (I will call him E) fridge. We ended up having a food fight in his kitchen with Chicken Chow Mein and mozzarella Sticks.

Those were the highlights and now for the low lights.

Monday afternoon - I was still feeling hungover and starting to get a cough
Monday night - I had a 101.5 fever and did not sleep all night
Tues-Fri - Fever, chills, headache, body aches, coughing, cold sweats, and not able to sleep any bit of the night
Sat - by this point I was actually starting to feel better but the cough still lasted about another week.

I learned a couple lessons from my week long flu.

1. I am not going to go another year without getting a flu shot.
2. Drinking heavily three days in a row apparently lowers you immune system
3. Eating Chicken Chow Mein off of the kitchen floor probably is not the best for your immune system either.

So overall bachelor party good.....the flu for the next week bad.

2 Comments:

At 8:19 PM, March 08, 2006, Blogger L1 said...

Chicken Chow Man????

Or Chicken Chow Mein??

Those are two very different things, now aren't they?

 
At 12:00 AM, March 09, 2006, Blogger D West said...

Oops thanks for the correction. And yes they are two very different things. I dont think I was that drunk to have Chicken Chow Man.

 

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